Unlimited uselessness awaits
Unlock unlimited uselessness.
Collect unlimited ridiculous achievements, protect your streak, and climb the leaderboard for absolutely no good reason.
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Dip a toe into the completely unnecessary world of useless achievements.
5 free achievements
Achievement collection
Basic leaderboard access
Daily streak tracking
MOST USELESS
Pro
$24.99/year
About $2.08/month, billed annually.
For people who refuse to stop accomplishing absolutely nothing.
Unlimited achievements
Keep building your streak
Full leaderboard participation
Full achievement collection
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No complicated tiers. No mysterious enterprise pricing. Just five free achievements or unlimited pointless progress.
