Achievements nobody asked for.
Accomplish absolutely
nothing useful.
Collect ridiculous achievements. Play with them. Show them off. Build a collection of moments that deserve far too much credit.
Try without an account. Create one to keep your collection.
01 / Collect & share
Collect ridiculous things.
Share your finest moments.
From Common to Legendary, every achievement adds another ridiculous chapter to your collection. Then take your pointless glory beyond the site.
Common through Legendary. Every card is another reason to brag.
Too pointless to keep to yourself
Earn it. Save it. Share it.
Share your achievement wherever you want — send it in a message, post it to Instagram, drop it into WhatsApp, or save it for later. Your pointless accomplishment, ready to show off anywhere.
02 / Play
Your achievements finally
have a purpose.
Unfortunately, that purpose is wasting even more time. Your collection powers a cabinet full of highly unnecessary games, included with Pro.
Achievement Memory
Put your memory to the test. Forget why you started.
Useless Solitaire
All the satisfaction of winning Solitaire. None of the productivity.
Useless Spider Solitaire
Eight legs. Ten columns. Absolutely no reason to be productive.
Useless Guess
Five letters. Six guesses. With zero usefulness.
Playing requires an account and an active Pro subscription.
03 / Make it yours
A monument to
your minor victories.
Give your accomplishments a home. Build your streak, grow your collection, and see where you stand on the leaderboard.
Demo profile · Fictional user and example stats
Useless Achiever
Procrastinator
Total achievements
68
Useless accomplishments collected
Highest rarity
Legendary
Achievements
Example achievements from the published collection. The profile and stats are fictional.
04 / Find your obsession
More ways to collect
the completely unnecessary.
Explore themed achievement packs and give your collection a whole new flavor of pointless.
Halloween 2026
A spooky collection of useless achievements.
Holidays 2026
A joyful collection of achievements to celebrate the holiday season.
Unlimited uselessness awaits
Unlock
unlimited uselessness.
Collect unlimited ridiculous achievements, play achievement-powered games, protect your streak, and climb the leaderboard for absolutely no good reason.
Pro · Most useless
About $2.08/month, billed annually.
For people who refuse to stop accomplishing absolutely nothing.
- Unlimited achievements
- Achievement-powered games
- Keep building your streak
- Full leaderboard participation
- Full achievement collection
Cancel anytime. Your dignity is already gone.
No complicated tiers. No mysterious enterprise pricing. Just ten free achievements or unlimited pointless progress.
Today's achievement isn't going to claim itself.